Is your idea of war sitting in a comfortable, air-conditioned bunker that is fully wired for high-speed internet? Do you spend your days posting the “dankest” of memes and watching cat videos, because the monotony of deployment has you regretting your choices in life? Then you’ve come to the right place! Bophades Fobbit Food is a savory sack of succulent almonds that are roasted to perfection by our “Nut Artisans” and lightly salted to bring out their unique flavor. They’re a healthy snack that will keep you poised to attack the deepest parts of the internet with zeal. These nuts may be small, but you’ll walk away satisfied.
- Artisan roasted and lightly salted to enhance their natural flavor
- For maximum freshness, refrigerate after opening.
- Store in a cool, dry location