Frequently Asked Questions
You have questions, and we have answers!
While we are not Zoltan with his magic crystal ball, able to predict everything you may want to know, we do have our FAQ list ready to go.
If you have to ask, your mind probably doesn’t have a permanent residence in the gutter like ours. The proper pronunciation is Bo-Fa-Deez Nuts (as in Both of These Nuts). Childish humor and veterans go together like whisky and bacon.
Yes you can! We love brand ambassadors, and have an affiliate program. More information about this program can be found on our affiliate application page, where you will get a portion of each sale! So please, feel free to shout to the world that you love having Bophades Tasty Nuts in your mouth.
A group of Veterans with a passion for humor, helping others, and great tasting snacks. For more information about the background of the company, please visit our About Us page to learn a bit more.
Once your item has shipped, we will send you a tracking number to the email associated with your order.
Bophades Tasty Nuts offers flat rate shipping of 5.99 for orders in the domestic United States, as well as free shipping on orders over $59.
Of course we do! The rate applies to the APO facility’s zip code in the United States. Be sure to enter the country as United States, the city as APO or FPO, the state as Armed Forces Europe (AE), Armed Forces Pacific (AP), or Armed Forces America (AA), and the APO zip code. The tracking information will only tell you when the order gets to the facility, then it’s in the military’s hands to get it there, so please be as specific as possible with the unit when filling in the address information.
You mean aside from a portion of all proceeds helping veteran charities in need? We roast our nuts in an FDA certified facility daily, and we strive to send out orders the same day. If there is no product in stock, your nuts will be delivered as soon as the next batch is done roasting.
We keep a limited stock of product on hand to ensure nobody gets stale, old nuts. Because nobody likes old nuts.
Unless it has been hijacked by the shipping gremlins, it is likely on it’s way to you. Check the email you used to place your order, and double check that the tracking number email didn’t hit your spam folder.
Straight to your door. We offer flat rate shipping for domestic orders, and free shipping for domestic (including APO/FPO) orders over $59. For international customers (Those aside from APO/FPO addresses), you will be charged the full cost of shipping.
Currently, aside from the odd event or farmer’s market we happen to show up at, the only place we sell our products is online through our website.
We take payment via credit or debit card. Whether it’s Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, JCB, or even Diners Club, we’ve got your back.
Absolutely! In fact, we promise that it is safer to order from us, in the comfort of your own home on your favorite recliner than it is to drive to the convenience store for your snacking needs. We use Square and Stripe as our payment processors. All orders placed on our website are encrypted and secured. If you are concerned, please feel free to read up on their security measures.
If you were sent the wrong products, or product packaging arrived in a damaged state, please let us know by contacting firstname.lastname@example.org and we will send you out another bag, or refund your purchase. At this time, we don’t allow returns of nuts. Please ensure to send a picture along with your email so we can analyze what happens and ensure it doesn’t occur again.
We assure you that both of our founders, just like our nuts are 100% Made In America. Nor are we secretly spies. Grab a sack and put ’em in your mouth to taste the rapture-inducing flavor of pure freedom packed into every nut. We don’t have definitive proof, but there is anecdotal evidence that every time you eat a sack of Bophades Nuts, a Bald Eagle is born singing the Star Spangled Banner, and that’s about as American as it gets.